


iDie cuz iSuck

by the 5ft dick



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2012-03-22
Updated: 2012-03-22
Packaged: 2015-08-06 10:26:10
Rating: M
Chapters: 1
Words: 178
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7949109/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3833580/the-5ft-dick
Summary: Lewbert does drugs and kills people





	iDie cuz iSuck

One day, Lewbert drank ten gallons of alochol and it made him go crazy. Lewbert went on a killing spree. Carly was in her room and her gay granddad was masturbating on her. "Oh, Granddad, I need you inside of me," Carly said. "I'm cummin', baby," Carly's granddad said. Lewbert came in and shot Carly and her granddad with an RCP-90. Then, Carly and her granddad died. Nevel and Chuck were in Nevel's bedroom and they were having sex with each other. Lewbert came in and shot them with his RCP-90. Then, the two bastards died. Ms. Benson, Ms. Papperman, Miss Briggs, and Miss Ackerman were having an orgy inside a boys' bathroom. Lewbert came in and shot them with his RCP-90. Then, the four bitches died. Nora and her parents were in prison. Nora was having a period while her parents were fucking each other. Lewbert shot Nora and her parents with his RCP-90 and then, they died. Lewbert's rampage finally ended and he went on with his life.


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